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I touched John Green’s crotch.

fishingboatproceeds:

sorethroatchampion:

It felt mushy.



If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. 

*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. 

I remember you.

(Source: masturbatorynavelgazing)

I touched John Green’s crotch.

fishingboatproceeds:

sorethroatchampion:

It felt mushy.

If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. 

*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. 

I remember you.

(Source: masturbatorynavelgazing, via whatyouhaventseen)

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

(via cumfort)

wasabii:

vvankinq:

gingernamedcallum:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

tomato or tomato

read or read?

potato or potato

avengedanime-directioners:

theobsidian-rinzilla:

japh-rost:

feferipixies:

internetfeet:

ccrayon:

Andrew Garfield’s superhero moment at Comic-Con..

Guys…someone finally did it! They dressed up in a shitty version of their character…AND THEN REVEALED THAT THEY ARE THAT CHARACTER! ITS FINALLY HAPPENED

THIS MAN

THIRD TIME REBLOGGING

OMG

(via absurd-thinking)

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via crystallized-teardrops)

how to win someone over: by shakira

(Source: voldermorte, via troyesivan)

bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

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(via lubricates)